Run that up the flagpole again, will you?
Thursday, July 16th, 2009 by Linda IstedWith all the uproar about phone blagging and What Andy Coulson Knew, you may have missed the fact that the Public Administration Committee has been holding a public hearing on how the government uses, and misuses, language.
On the Today programme Matthew Parris made the usual cheap shots at “spin”, but what was more interesting was the way they singled out the creep of management speak (top down, bottom up, total envelope) into so called “accessible” language.
This isn’t about civil servant jargon - the deliverables and outputs and visions - it’s about new ways of saying nothing, using what appear to be nifty analogies (anyone remember Who Moved My Cheese?) to give the impression that was you are saying is easily understood, when in fact it’s even more obscure and nonsensical than ever.
As they played a clip of Liam Byrne, my first thought was that they hadn’t used a very good example, that he was actually using quite simple language. It wasn’t until he reached the end that I got the point - or rather, realised that there was no point at all and he had just wasted several seconds of my life and doubtless several hundred valuable brain cells trying to figure out what on earth he was talking about.
What we fondly used to call Fleet Street understood perfectly that simple, clear, impactful writing was the most difficult thing in the world - which is why traditionally the Sun’s sub-editors were the best paid and most jealously guarded.
I wouldn’t deny for a second that many people in corporate PR spend a great deal of time trying to say very little at length and with great authority. A vital skill in crisis management is the ability to talk to a journalist for ten minutes helpfully explaining what you can’t tell them anything at all.
But being clear and making sense generally runs contrary to human nature - apart for the politicians, just listen to Vicky Pollard or the cute little monster in Outnumbered. So everyone in the public sector should be making superhuman efforts to say what they actually mean.



